Sometimes I Feel Like People are Staring at Me When I am Buying Grapes

I do not concern myself with cleaning my fruits and veggies pre-consumption. In fact I feel that ingesting bacteria and other micro biotic weird stuff on a regular basis boosts my immune system in way that a hyper-hygienic, flu shot infused existence could not even hold a candle too. Therefore I am not afraid to taste test grapes at the local Safeway. I taste the red and then the green and then the red globe and the black grapes prior to forming decisions about my purchase. I want to like what I get and to me taste testing is a form of insurance, although I always end up purchasing the red ones unless I can get my hands on some concords. I love concords. They have a flavour unimaginable for a grape or any food at that matter. Sweet, tart, fresh and juicy all within the skin of a mini grape. I also like to open the zip lock bags of grapes and put together the ultimate collection of perfectly ripe fruit. I mean you are buying them by weight so why is it so strange to do this?